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[29 May 2008|08:32pm]
I CAN SPEAK ESPERANTO NOW, HOW COOL AM I.
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[13 Jan 2008|03:56pm]
I want to be someone else today.
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[11 Dec 2007|10:24pm]
So, today was the day the Megaman storyline technically begins. I know I'm such a geek for thinking that's ridiculously cool, but who cares? This is something kickass.
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This is just how amazing Gordon Ramsay is; [07 Dec 2007|06:05am]
[ mood | amused ]

Gretchi: they need
Gretchi: a talking gordon plushie
Me: I would buy three(hundred).
Me: And set them all off at different times.
Me: And/or throw them at people.
Gretchi: it'd be like "*pullstring* wtf is this shit....?!"
Gretchi: "*pullstring* fuck me."
Me: '::pullstring:: Fucking 'ell.'
Gretchi: "*pullstring* YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE. IT'S FUCKING RAW."
Me: '::pull:: I ATE THIS. I FUCKING ATE THIS.'
Gretchi: "*pullstring* DOG'S BOLLOCKS."
Gretchi: "*pullstring* YOU FUCKING DONKEH."
Me: '::pullstring:: WHAT IS THIS, THE HANDICAPPED BRIGADE?'
Gretchi: "*pullstring* "COME 'ERE, YOU."
Me: '::pullstring:: GREEN BURGERS KILL PEOPLE.'

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[05 Dec 2007|12:47pm]
Insomnia: 498213749372131
Me: 6½


Sigh.

Half-pwned it this time.
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[22 Nov 2007|12:29am]
So, a friend and I were watching The Sound of Music..
TamakiOu = me

(9:30:37 PM) TamakiOu: So like...
(9:30:48 PM) TamakiOu: Wouldn't her father be wondering where the hell she is by now?
(9:30:59 PM) BureaucraticJ: Especially in the middle of a freaking thunder storm XDD
(9:31:10 PM) TamakiOu: 'Hm, it's raining. My daughter left as soon as she heard that boy was here. Nah, nothing could be wrong with this situation. :D'
(9:31:29 PM) BureaucraticJ: XDDDD
(9:31:47 PM) BureaucraticJ: After a while I bet he'd try the whistle at regular intervals.
(9:32:03 PM) TamakiOu: Meanwhile she's out in a gazebo with some guy that's going to be like, 'BITCH, WHERE'S MY SCHNITZEL.' in five years.
(9:32:10 PM) BureaucraticJ: XDDDDDD
(9:32:56 PM) TamakiOu: You know it'll happen. XD
(9:33:10 PM) BureaucraticJ: Absolutely. XD
(9:33:42 PM) BureaucraticJ: 'And once that's done I have some lederhosen that have been sitting under the sink for a fortnight. You know what to do. SCHNELL. SCHNELL!"
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[19 Nov 2007|03:03am]
Part of me aches for something. Something. Not too sure about what that something is.

Calm on the surface. Insane undercurrents.
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[17 Nov 2007|11:54pm]
I. loathe. holiday shopping.

I was in Macy's today, looking at some things with mom, and a woman kept shoving me to look at a rack of clothes, and kept hitting me with the hangers. There's no way she could've been unaware of that for more than a few seconds. Is it painful or physically impossible for people to say 'excuse me', ever?
I snapped at her after that shit went on for at least a full two minutes, and god did it feel good.

If only everyone was obsessed with a prescription drug called Common Sense, rather than something useless and full of lies like anything related to Restless Leg Syndrome.
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[24 Oct 2007|10:25pm]


aaaaaand



Yes, that's me. I may or may not be pretending to be Tamaki. This is the effect sugar can have.
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Interesting. [21 Oct 2007|12:06am]
You entered: Jessica ******

There are 13 letters in your name.
Those 13 letters total to 47
There are 7 vowels and 6 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:
Shakespearean Female 'The Merchant of Venice' Daughter to Shylock.
Hebrew Female Rich. God beholds. The daughter of Shylock in Shakespeare's play 'The Merchant of Venice'.

Your number is: 11

The characteristics of #11 are: High spiritual plane, intuitive, illumination, idealist, a dreamer.

The expression or destiny for #11:
Your Expression number is 11. The number 11 is the first of the master numbers. It is associated with idealistic concepts and rather spiritual issues. Accordingly, it is a number with potentials that are somewhat more difficult to live up to. You have the capacity to be inspirational, and the ability to lead merely by your own example. An inborn inner strength and awareness can make you an excellent teacher, social worker, philosopher, or advisor. No matter what area of work you pursue, you are very aware and sensitive to the highest sense of your environment. Your intuition is very strong; in fact, many psychic people and those involved in occult studies have the number 11 expression. You possess a good mind with keen analytical ability. Because of this you can probably succeed in most lines of work, however, you will do better and be happier outside of the business world. Oddly enough, even here you generally succeed, owing to your often original and unusual approach. Nonetheless, you are more content working with your ideals, rather than dollars and cents.

The positive aspect of the number 11 expression is an always idealistic attitude. Your thinking is long term, and you are able to grasp the far-reaching effects of actions and plans. You are disappointed by the shortsighted views of many of your contemporaries. You are deeply concerned and supportive of art, music, or of beauty in any form.

The negative attitudes associated with the number 11 expression include a continuous sense of nervous tension; you may be too sensitive and temperamental. You tend to dream a lot and may be more of a dreamer than a doer. Fantasy and reality sometimes become intermingled and you are sometimes very impractical. You tend to want to spread the illumination of your knowledge to others irrespective of their desire or need.

Your Soul Urge number is: 11

A Soul Urge number of 11 means:
With the 11 Soul Urge, much of your thinking and interests relate to the abstract, the spiritual, and utopian dreams. You are motivated toward idealistic concepts, and the sharing of your ideas and concepts with humanity. This number is not one that is giving in a material or a practical sense, but rather one who desires to help mankind with a more abstract commodity such as religion, spiritualism, occult studies, or even psychic abilities.

If you possess the positive 11 Soul Urge traits, you have a dream of the perfect world; you are highly idealistic and inspirational. Your inner strength and devotion to your beliefs are extremely strong. You have a very good mind that is especially well equipped to handle the higher, more abstract forms of thought.

If there is an excess of 11 energy in your makeup, you may possess some the negative 11 traits. There is a tendency for the 11 to produce considerable amounts of nervous tension which is bought on by a very high level of awareness. You may be too sensitive and overly emotional. In some cases, these sensitivities and emotions are quite repressed, and this tends to add even more to the sense of nervousness in the makeup.

The strong 11 is not a very practical person because of the extreme idealism; often, there is a degree of self-deception present. There is usually a rather fixed idea of right and wrong held by those showing strong 11 traits, and with this very often is a resulting attitude of inflexibility.

Your Inner Dream number is: 9

An Inner Dream number of 9 means:
You dream of being creative, intellectual, and universal; the selfless humanitarian. You understand the needy and what to help them. You would love to be a person people count on for support and advice.
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[15 Oct 2007|05:36pm]
Stolen from Allison, the saviour from boredom for today;

Your Name- Jessica
Famous Artist/Band/Musician– Jack Off Jill
4 letter word: Jinx
Vehicle: Jaguar
TV Show: Just Shoot Me
City: Johannesburg
Boy Name: Jack
Girl Name: Julia
Occupation: Jazz singer
Celebrity: Jack Black
Food: Jam
Something found in a kitchen: Jars
Something you do: Joke
Reason for Being Late: It's amazing that for someone who's rarely on time, I can't think of anything for this one.
Cartoon Character: Johnny Bravo (yes, wtf XD)
Something you wear: Jean skirt
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[03 Oct 2007|07:04pm]
I loathe being sick. It looks like the effects of insomnia have finally caught up with me, and it's definitely not fun.

The fact that I always feel like doing more or going out more when I have a cold, and therefore can't, is very irritating.
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[23 Sep 2007|04:13pm]
Twins are <3. I realize there's no need to dread babysitting.

Hearing my mother lie about my age to said twins' parents? Very <//3.
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[16 Sep 2007|08:47am]
(1) Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
(2) Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
(3) Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
(4) Post the top ten results.

1. Fashion Designer

2. Animator

3. Costume Designer

4. Artist

5. Graphic Designer

6. Medical Illustrator

7. Potter

8. Craftsperson

9. Computer Animator

10. Set Designer


I can't say I'm surprised since 1-5 (excluding 2, agghh so tedious) were the things I considered majoring in for at least two years before college. FIT was my first choice from when I was 14, and still would be today. But, according to 'everyone', there's 'no future' in art or design.

I'd prefer to find that out for myself rather than not truly know, kthnx.
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[07 Sep 2007|05:15pm]
::sigh::...
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[28 Aug 2007|08:39am]
Class. Omfg.
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[20 Aug 2007|01:47pm]
Aaaaaagh ahsajkshdsfs.
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[20 Aug 2007|07:18am]
- Pick your birth month.
- Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
- Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months under a lj-cut.
- Tag 12 people from your friends list. (all the people i would tag have been already)

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.




The other 11 are here, kthnx.Collapse )
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[16 Aug 2007|12:59pm]
Welcome back, insomnia.

How the hell am I going to survive class, once the school year starts? It's as though my body continually refuses to let me sleep during the night, and it's driving me absolutely mad. It's like I'm never calm anymore.
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[12 Aug 2007|05:23pm]
Sleeping 14 hours = not so fun.

I didn't think I'd be THAT tired after yesterday.
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